She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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