i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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