NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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