Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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