Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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