...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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