real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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