We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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