Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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