I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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