After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
you never un-have a 4some
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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