used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she pinky promised me she was 18
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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