Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up under a house in Key West
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