i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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