seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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