i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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