based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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