all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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