He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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