she was so not down for the gang bang
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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