It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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