adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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