my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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