Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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