i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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