Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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