sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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