She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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