So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
