I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He has the fingertips of a God
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