I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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