Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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