? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize