Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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