it hurts more in the daytime
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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