So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I'm really busy with my period
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