i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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