Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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