The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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