Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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