Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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