physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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