would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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