2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Let's get the cat blown out
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
