i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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