Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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