I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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