Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
