Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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