Sry I called you an 8
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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