Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Come on in and take your pants off
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