She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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