I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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