So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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