.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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