grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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