woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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