You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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