at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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